LE CODE SOURCE DE WINDOWS VISTA DéVOILé

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LE CODE SOURCE DE WINDOWS VISTA DéVOILé

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En ce moment, il parait que le code source de Windows Vista aurait été piraté puis dévoilé !

Voici donc un bout de celui-ci destiné à la gestion des drivers de Windows :

Sympa non?

Code source en texte:

/**
* (c) 2007 MiniMou Corp.
* All rights reserved
*/
#include
class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{
boolean beta = true;
WindowsVista()
{
checkIfHardwareIsCompatible();
/** Ok. The idiot seems to have some high end hardware.
* Lets make his life miserable
*/
runInternetExplorer7();
}
void checkIfHardwareIsCompatible()
{
/*
* Lets make sure that half the world cannot run this OS while
* we fix all the bugs
*/
if((installedRam < 2GB) && (processorSpeed < 4GHz))
{
MessageBox(”Your System does not seem to be capable of running zero err.. aero glass and the like. Please upgrade the hardware and try again.”);
WaitTillPoorGuyReadsTheMessage();
bsod();
}
}
void runInternetExplorer7()
{
IE7 ie7 = new IE7();
ie7.featureSet = firefox_features
+ safari_features
+ opera_features + lot_of_bugs;
ie7.run();
WaitWhileThePoorGuyLooksAtTheNewInterface();
bsod();
}
/**
* return true when product is stable.
*/
boolean isReadyForRelease()
{
int lastReportedNumberOfBugs = 3457888E+08
int totalNoOfNewFeatures = 600;
boolean readyForRelease = false;
sendFeatureSetToMarketingGuys();
while (marketingGuysAreAtIt)
{
Thread fixBugsWhileInBeta = new fixBugsWhileInBeta();
fixBugsWhileInBeta.assignProgrammer(oneBug);
fixBugsWhileInBeta.start();
if(programmersAreNotSufficient)
{
hireFromXBOXDivision();
}
if(aMonthHasPassed)
{
announce(”Windows Vista Consumer Version Will be delayed by one more month”);
dropAFewFeatures();
totalNoOfNewFeatures = totalNoOfNewFeatures - 10;
}
/** Boss strictly told me that we should have no more than * 7000 bugs
* when we ship the item
*/
if(lastReportedNumberOfBugs– == 7000)
return true;
}
}
int main(void)
{
WindowsVista vista = new WindowsVista();
vista.runWindowsXP();
return plentyOfMoneyforBilly;
}
}

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